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Anyone here a freak?. Seems like this is a chat room for the eclectic. Where's the Mod at...can I get a witness?. Anyone here have exotic thoughts?. Did you ever want to have sex in a stolen car?. 

Yo, no more questionaires...sounds like we are all in group and have to explain ourselves. Freaks don't have to explain, they just explore. Want to know about a bit of freaky-freaky?:

If you worn more jell-o than you ever eaten...

If sticky sheets no longer bothers you...

If your basement is now called a "dungeon" by the locals...

if your favorite flavor is foot sweat...

If you insist nobody but you shaves...

If she ever "gave some back" and you didn't bitch about it...

If you have a same sexed gender tied to a dog house...

If you have a liquor cabinet in your bedroom next to the dildo rotissere...

If beastiality no longer offends you...

if you refuse to give up until "it all turns purple"...

If you time your christian friends to come over with your nude sun bathing...

If you feel Tranny Bugs Bunny didn't go far enough...

If you think peeing on people is a greeting...

If you work with vegitables but never eat them...

If two midgets jumping, a naked clown licking and a drunk Frenchman watching isn't kinky enough...

If you had a mud bath installed on purpose...

If you grow hornier during her period...

If you ever sucked on lace underwear as a stress reliever...

If there is more playground equipment in your bedroom than at the local school...

If you tried to include inflatable dolls as dependents...

If you ever masturbated so long you got tennis elbow...

if you ever installed a swing set in your bedroom...

If you are an expert on suction technology...

If the sex talk hotline ever banned your number for scaring their workers...

If you ever made sex threats to Margret Thatcher...

If you think Barney Rubble is a Diva...

If you pimp out your chub sister in law...

If you like heat blisters on your sex organs...

If you have enema clients, most of which perfer milk...

If you like heat blisters on your sex organs...

If you mail orgy invitations to the clergy...
If homeless people having alley sex is a turn-on...
If you perfer plumpers who like having sex while eating greasy chicken...
If you think porn, for the most part, is too mondane...
If you have enema clients...
If your so freaky that crackheads take the moral high ground..
If your confession ever turned into sex therapy...
If you found a way to include "Slinky" in your sex acts...
If you call people at random just for sex talk...
If you converted your walk-in-closet into a sex lab...
...thats a freak.

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